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You know those “bear factory” shops you get in malls? In this age of sensitivity to green issues, I think there should also be “bear recyling centres”.

Someone with a bear that’s reached the end of it’s useful life, or maybe just someone with a naughty child who doesn’t deserve a bear, could take it along and watch it being carefully rendered back into it’s constituent parts.

“Look Johnny, this is the machine where they remove Mr. Fluffles ears!”

I’m certain it would be popular, especially just after Christmas.